Hey. Bonjour. Salut. Hola. I'm Danielle, or Elle. I'm nothing close to perfect, I trip, I spill things, I break things, I have off days, I'm not all sunshines and rainbows, I have problems. I believe in things that you may not or we disagree on. Sorry I'm human.
I post anything I feel like; actors, photography, food, what I find humorous and of the like. You many not like it; if that's the case then leave we don't want your kind around here. :)
I'm a movie fanatic, a hopeless romantic, and oddball. I laugh at unnecessary things, I get on peoples nerves...get over it. I'm me and I like it that way. I love love love food and animals!
Do do do do, I am involved in theatrical performances; if not on stage I'm behind the scenes and always on Costumes & Make Up, it's my love. Oh, I love musicals; Hairspray, Footloose, Grease, Rent, YOU NAME IT. <3
intercourse. intercourseeee, intercourse, ahhhhh.
hey tiger, you’re having sex tonight.
you know what? tomorrow night let’s just go out to dinner and then just nail each other. just pound each other. v-bomb on the p-bomb.
no I’m not nervous. I can drive stick.
“hey do you have my compu-. oh, my computer” “I have your computer” “I see that. hey I gotta cram for this baby shower. can I have it back? “I’ve been watching porn.” “ha..” “I found your red folder.” “how long have you been doin that for? are you okay?” “five.. and a half hours.”
I should tell you, Goose is short for “me gusta Jess”
“so I’m looking forward to sex tonight” “yeah, me too. sex is the bomb”
IM GONNA SPLIT YOU LIKE A LOGG
jess, is that your shoe?
